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Writer's Block: Left Behind

What do you want done with your body after you die?


This would all take place AFTER my funeral, which would be a GIANT PARTY.

Use the organs for donations and things, since I'm gonna donate 'em anyway.
Afterward, cut the rest up after removing all the bones and whatnot, into three parts, except my head.

Part One: Viking That Beast
Set my head atop a boat with some stuff. Not my stuff necessarily, but weird things, too. Then torch it and let the boat go out in the middle of Lake Champlain.

Part Two: Location, Location, Location
Cremate this part.
Throw a dart onto a spinning globe. The closest country it hits would be chosen, and I would like to be flown up in a helicopter and those ashes be dumped on a mountain range or something in that area.

Part Three: Posthumous Astronaut
Send another cremated portion into space and shoot it to the Moon.

Part Four: Down to Earth
Bury my final part in the cemetery next to my grandfather, so people will also remember the logical, calm and serious side of me.

I've put far too much thought into this.

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